I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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in italy they don’t say “i love you” they say “hey yo tony where’d you get that fresh pepperoni” and i think that’s beautiful

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Artist: Unknown Lorde
Title: UnknownThe Love Club
Album: Unknown The Love Club EP
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